Reviews Are In: Long Dong Daddy Goes Limp

It's reported in the Los Angeles Times that Admiral William Fallon, top yank in charge of forces in Asia has stated that the recent launch of the North Korean Taepodong-2 and the previous launch eight years ago were flops. In Fallon's opinion before you can give a threat a credibility rating there must be some sort of track record, and there ain't no such animal.

This is heartening news, if only because North Korea is the brain trust which President Ahneedashavebad of Iran and the mullahs are depending on for the technology that makes their nuclear ambitions something of interest.

I suppose we'll see those wild and crazy guys threaten to campaign a heavily reworked Soviet ZIL limousine on the NASCAR circuit next year.