Beam Me Aboard, Scotty: No Intelligent Life Here III

It was reported in the Globe and Mail that a 32 year old woman collapsed and has since died after an incident at a marshmallow eating and talking contest.

It seems that the event required one to pop a marshmallow into the mouth and say "chubby bunny" as many times as possible until you couldn't do it any more.

I am quite sure that if the past is prologue, Canada will pass a law establishing a marshmallow registry and a statute prohibiting talking with your mouth full. There will also be many in el Norte who will blame it all on Steven Harper, lapdog of the evil Bush and the pernicious influence of all things American and imply that it has something to do with softwood lumber.

Can you imagine a Dudley Doright character interrogating a marshmallowlegger from Detroit?