Horse Dick Smugglers Caught In the Act, or, You Can't Get Away With Anything Anymore.
It's another fun filled weekend for news if you've been eyeing the papers lately.
First there was the plot to do away with the male emerald ash borer by preying on his basest instincts-a taste for sex where he hasn't been properly introduced-and now even more fun filled facts.
How's that, you say? Why, read on.
The Washington Post-and other fine news services-report this week that on arriving on a passenger flight from Mongolia, the suitcases of a traveler were opened up to reveal 42 pounds of horse meat including 13 pounds of horse genitals.
You can find the story here.
That's right, folks. Right there in Dallas, Texas, horse dick smuggling is going on under our very noses. The customs folks were stunned. One inspector said "We opened up the suitcases and there it was."
The emphasis, of course is on "it" which tells you all you need to know about this story.
The Post goes on to relate that in another instance a traveler from Africa attempted to bring in not one, not two, but three smoked monkeys in his luggage. There they were with their little faces peeking out.
It gets worse.
The St. Neots Citizen-finest li'l ole satire sheet in Cambridgeshire in the U.K.-suggests that finding horese meat in burgers is because of too many interspecies parties in the pasture.
It just gets better and better. I can't wait for next week.
Horse laffs all around.