Where'd Willie Go, Part 2.

Der Spiegel (bes' li'l ole scandal sheet in Germany, doncha know, because it's soul, doncha see?) reports today on a trip to the Guolizhang restaurant in Beijing where the main item featured on the menu is....well....the manly parts of a whole host of critters who are now singing falsetto we figure. One item on the menu is "Jasmine flowers" made of thinly sliced layers of donkey manhood.

If Chinese donkeys are hung anything like the American variety, there's probably enough there to feed the whole crowd.