Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Where'd Willie Go?

Folks, I didn't make this up. It seems that in Kinshasa, police have arrested thirteen or so sorcerers for using black magic or spells to steal or shrink men's penises. The victims alleged that the sorcerers would touch them with bad mojo in an effort to extort cash for a cure.
The Kinshasa chief of police, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko had this to say: "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke, but when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there they tell you it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it?'"
And all this time I thought it was those dang cold showers.


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