Monday, April 07, 2008

Carl Ain't No Coward: Not Your Usual Oater

According to unimpeachable sources, Carl was arrested for punching a police horse in the butt.
That's right, folks. Tampa cops were cleaning up a ruckus in the entertainment district when Carl Coward walked out of a crowd and belted the police horse in the ass.
He was charged with animal abuse and released on $500 bail.
Way to go Carl. You showed 'em, dincha?


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