Carl Ain't No Coward: Not Your Usual Oater

According to unimpeachable sources, Carl was arrested for punching a police horse in the butt.

That's right, folks. Tampa cops were cleaning up a ruckus in the entertainment district when Carl Coward walked out of a crowd and belted the police horse in the ass.

He was charged with animal abuse and released on $500 bail.

Way to go Carl. You showed 'em, dincha?