Is There a Full Moon or Something?

The Sapulpa Daily Herald of beautiful downtown metropolitan Sapulpa, Oklahoma reports that a former district court judge, Donald Thompson, was sentenced to four years in prison for exposing himself by using a mechanical device to....ahem....play with while he was on the bench. His court reporter allegedly witnessed him exposing himself on at least fifteen occasions. The device was sort of noisy...

The rest of the article is just too barfadelic for words. I wonder how many appeals are going to emerge out of this?