From the Frauds and Scalawags Department: An Update

Something about the precocious Harvard sophomore with the dubious novel and the big honkin' contract rang a bell back in the cluttered warehouse of my subconsciousness and I knew I'd heard of something like it before. You know, the one we talked about the other day?

Remember Rosie Ruiz? She was the woman who came out of nowhere to win the New York Marathon, only to have it found out that she did most of the race on the subway.