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AFP reports this day that Tom Enders is upset because regulators are "treating me like a criminal" for his role in the Great A380 Stock Skedaddle. Stock trades became suspicious when it became known to insiders that the A380 PotemkinLiner program was going to be significantly delayed, but before the Great Unwashed Lumpen Proles (that's you and me) were made party to said information.

Tom's score? A million dollars worth of stock options exercised and sold in November of 2005, after the big board meeting in which the meltdown was discussed but five months before the word got out.