Remove This Face From The Milk Carton

A great day for news-I haven't done a thing worthwhile today like change the brake pads in the pickup but nevermind.

The picture is ostensibly that of Vijay Malya, chairman of United Breweries and Kingfisher Airlines, but he looks a lot like Wolfman Jack to me.

How do I know this? Malya said in the Telegraph (thebes' li'l ole scandal sheet in Calcutta) that he was "excited about the phenomenal opportunites that Epic has in the industry today.....Owoooooooooo! Fifty thousand watts of Soul Power comin' right at ya from south of the border, baby!"

Credits to the Telegraph and the Wolfman Jack Online Museum.